(Source: mouzeron)

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

n4rc1ss1st:

me:image

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buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

(Source: meidosuji)

notwifi:

when you have a sub and they try to teach the class

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